Khatola Tribune

July 22, 2005

Premji’s pearls of wisdom

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Being on of the richest men in the world clearly makes you a sharp thinker as well:

“I think, our structure is superior to the Infosys global delivery model,” Premji told reporters here in response to a question on how Wipro’s organisation structure compared with that of Infosys’ global delivery model.

“Frankly, I have not fully understood the Infosys global delivery model. ”

“It’s not for me to comment on somebody else’s structure,” he added.

Our structure superior to Infy: Premji

July 21, 2005

The reflections of Ashok Mitra

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Another Bengali cries buckets over the demise of the fatherland.

For Calcutta intellectual Ashok Mitra, the this following chain of thought is but the work of a monet: death of communism ==> death of ideology ==> death of ideas and ideals ==> death of idealism ==> death of principles ==> death of conscience ==> “deaths and pestilence befouling the neighbourhood”.
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“Honeymoon with love marraige ends”, eh?

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In its quest for universal chastity, the puritanical government in Gujarat has moved to restrict marriage thus, according to good old ToI:

The Gujarat government has asked courts not to register marriages unless there?s parental consent in writing.

This has created problems for love marriages.

“Created problems for love marriage” — oh really. Our intrepid newspaper is delightful in its choice of headline: Honeymoon with love marraige ends.

July 20, 2005

Missing the point by a million miles

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This Rediff columnist (aren’t they the best?) quotes a pacifist song with approval, and then dives headlong into the militarist nonsense he just described as crap:

‘Who is the strongest, who is the best?

Who holds the aces, the east or the west?

This is the crap our children are learning….’

So sang former Pink Floyd frontman Roger Waters in his solo album Radio KAOS

Let’s face it, we are neither the strongest, nor the best.

Nor do we hold all the aces.

But does that mean we fold our hands and wait for deliverance?

That is precisely what we seem to be doing in this so-called peace process which we are pursuing with our neighbor.

July 19, 2005

Meerut police hate pictures of people

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Drawing pictures of people is frowned upon by religious authorities, and thus by the police. It remains to be seen whether the rest of mankind will be arrested like this textbook publisher for pictorial offenses:

MEERUT: Police on Wednesday arrested a person for allegedly publishing school books depicting imaginary picture of Prophet Hazrat Mohammad in one of its chapters and sealed the publication’s office here.

Imaginary, eh?

July 12, 2005

For what it is worth

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We are told that

Police dhamkis to scriptwriter, part-time bookie and confirmed weirdo, Jayesh Muni, means English blockbusters like Ganpati, Intention, Single Fish, Sumo, UFO, Annaconda part III and Hindi ones like Indira, Maniben and Gundi won?t quite make it to the Oscars.

Nausheen weirdo needs help

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