Khatola Tribune

April 17, 2005

ToI bimbette discovers telephone

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While the Times of India can always be relied upon to dish out nonsense of a uniformly high level, Vidushi Dubey from Lucknow sets a new high water mark in ToI journalism.

LUCKNOW: Graham Bell could hardly have imagined that the device he invented would play such an important role in people’s lives.

Today, all your needs are just a phone call away. Welcome to the era of “phone-in” services. Just dial. Everything, from pins to plane tickets, will reach you in a jiffy. Groceries, food, medicines, movie tickets, doctors, pathology services and even barbers are available at your doorstep.

The days of “ghisna” and “peesna” to look beautiful are passe. Make a call and the parlour reaches your home.

Read the rest of this breathtaking piece of stupidity at Graham’s bell rings in every walk of life- The Times of India

Brother against brother

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From Drunk monkeys attack humans- The Times of India, a report of domestic discord —

BHUBANESWAR: A group of monkeys descended on an Orissa village, quaffed down pots of an intoxicating brew lying in the open and then set upon the villagers, injuring three of them.

According to rumors, the monkeys and the villagers misbehaved with each others’ wives.

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