Khatola Tribune

If you thought the BJP’s souvenir shop sells coffee coffee mugs with pictures of their Muslim victims, think again. Nope, it’s not posters of Hitler and Advani kissing passionately. Instead,

You can now buy lotions, potions and pills to cure anything from cancer to hysteria to piles - all made from cow urine or dung.

…and as you can imagine,

“The constipation medicine is a hot seller.”

Although personally, I think “cow dung toothpaste” is the wave of the future. That, and the urine-based aftershave.

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Our friend The Times of India reports on a match between Sania Mirza and Svetlana Kuznetsova (the US Open champion).

In Tuesday’s match, the Russian raced to a 4-0 lead, giving enough indications of the things to come.

The things to come? That’s the Times’ way of saying the Russian lost everything from there on (4-6, 2-6).