Khatola Tribune

March 18, 2005

INS separates Modi from his Taco Bell Value Menu

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There will be no 59-cent tacos for Narendra Modi, and the murderer is hopping mad. He says it is an insult to the “constitution” — meaning, perhaps, his digestive system?

“By denying me visa the US government has given a lie to its claims that it respects democracies,” he said.

Modi wondered if one country can impose its rules and perceptions on another country.

Denial of visa insult to Constitution: Modi

The BJP, addicted to America’s deep reservoir of inxpensive potato fries, is worried. Their spokesman told the ToI it is a very “serious matter”.
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She hid in the bushes to say her prayers

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Singer Parvati Khan dodges the fascists to say her prayers (150,000 chants, no less) in Varanasi.

“Banned” from praying at the temple due to her “offensive” last name, she resorts to stratagems:

The chants and prayers were said from a place near the vicinity of the temple complex. But I managed to enter the temple on March 15 at 4.00 in the morning and perform the abhishek , after concealing my identity

It took her over a year, disguises, hiding in the bushes, and facing danger to life and limb. Was it for the thrill of the chase?

She also claimed that she had fallen ill during her stay there and was injured on the seventh day of her stay, when a security guard became suspicious of her identity and tried to shoot a photograph of her in the narrow lanes towards the temple.

During the long chase, she claimed, she slipped and injured her knee and foot.

Khan dodges Sena, performs ritual- The Times of India

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