Cow dung candy sells like hot cakes at BJP souvenir shop
If you thought the BJP’s souvenir shop sells coffee coffee mugs with pictures of their Muslim victims, think again. Nope, it’s not posters of Hitler and Advani kissing passionately. Instead,
You can now buy lotions, potions and pills to cure anything from cancer to hysteria to piles - all made from cow urine or dung.
…and as you can imagine,
“The constipation medicine is a hot seller.”
Although personally, I think “cow dung toothpaste” is the wave of the future. That, and the urine-based aftershave.
All this and more at — BJP offers cow urine as cure all- The Times of India.
Back when Uma Bharti ruled a state, she wanted all prisoners to be forced to keep a cow in Jail, because its hump, shaped as it is like a magical, mysterious Egyptian pyramid, must surely be capable of trapping the sun’s rays and generating electricity. If you don’t believe me, just google Bharti cow pyramid.
The first link takes you to the Department of Public Relations, which informs you (among other things) that
Experts say that pyramid shaped hump of cow absorbs solar energy. Cow is vegetarian and therefore its urine and milk have medicinal properties.
Heck I am a vegetarian too! Oh, but don’t tell Uma or I will never be allowed to use the commode again.