As he says, The Slimes of India…
Dear readers, there is little we love as much as the endearingly desi habit of our favourite newspaper (Nation’s Masthead and all that) to make up just the right (ahem) stories to tickle us in all the right places. Yup, The Times of India makes everything up, but isn’t that missing the wood for the trees? The things it chooses to make up tell us not a little about ourselves.
Jivha - the Tongue has a particularly nice example.