A journalist’s dream story — Man Bites Dog!
Yup, Man Bites Dog, and additionally, he asks Dog to bite Cop. Evidently, the good man used biting as a training technique.
Now this dog is named Lady (what’s in a name?), so we have the choice of the alternative headline “Man Bites Lady”. And with a name like Lady, it is certainly no wonder that Dog is Man’s Best Friend.