Bihar innovates — raunchy jokes in elementary school curriculum!
Actually this one is from Jharkhand, but same difference. Bihar is Bihar by any other name, and the most darn illiterate place in the galaxy.
So what can you do about it? Well, you can distribute sex-jokes to fifth graders. That’ll teach them the three Rs, what? Right. So let us add to the curriculum Superhit Jokes, penned by one Harish Yadav.
Time for a quote:
Is kissing healthy?” a girl asked, when she was kissed. She got the reply: “Though it does not contain vitamin, it helps cure pain.
Ah, right. You get your daily dose of grammar and sentence construction in addition to learning all about bad jokes. This is what double entendre was invented for, no?
Then there is this one — very, er.., different — which made me wonder who or what Shikarpuria was. Made me curious, made me want to know.
Shikarpuria was travelling in a bus. A woman, sitting in front of his seat, was breast-feeding her baby. Shikarpuria asked the woman “Sister! How is your baby so healthy?”
The woman replied: “I cannot say. I feed baby my own milk and orange juice.”
Hearing the woman’s reply, Shikarpuria asked: “Does your breast give milk or orange juice?
Now if you want to read the one about Sarojini Naidu and C Rajagopalachari, you will have to go to the Times of India: