Khatola Tribune

December 7, 2004

Bihar innovates — raunchy jokes in elementary school curriculum!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Administrator @ 11:27 am
Tomes for toddlers

Actually this one is from Jharkhand, but same difference. Bihar is Bihar by any other name, and the most darn illiterate place in the galaxy.

So what can you do about it? Well, you can distribute sex-jokes to fifth graders. That’ll teach them the three Rs, what? Right. So let us add to the curriculum Superhit Jokes, penned by one Harish Yadav.

Time for a quote:

Is kissing healthy?” a girl asked, when she was kissed. She got the reply: “Though it does not contain vitamin, it helps cure pain.

Ah, right. You get your daily dose of grammar and sentence construction in addition to learning all about bad jokes. This is what double entendre was invented for, no?

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